'South Park' skewers Paramount over Colbert cancellation, mocks Donald Trump in premiereNew Foto - 'South Park' skewers Paramount over Colbert cancellation, mocks Donald Trump in premiere

Trey Parker and Matt Stonearen't holding back. The "South Park" creators tore intoPresident Donald Trump− and their bosses atParamount− in the animated show's Season 27 premiere, which referenced everything from the company's controversialsettlement with the presidentto its shock decision tocancel "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert."Comedy Central, where "South Park" airs, is owned by Paramount. The episode depicts Trump literally getting into bed with Satan, his lover, using actual photos of the president crudely placed on an animated body. It's the same depiction that Saddam Hussein received in 1999's "South Park" movie, and Satan even comments that Trump and Saddam are "exactly alike." In the episode, Trump is portrayed as a thin-skinned bully who threatens to sue anyone who gets on his bad side. The main plot revolves around the supposed death of "wokeness" and the president pushing Christianity in classrooms by having Jesus physically appear at the boys' school. When the parents of South Park get angry and push back, Trump decides to sue the town. The episode goes on to take aim at Paramount for itscontroversial settlement with Trumpover a "60 Minutes" interview withKamala Harris, which he alleged was deceptively edited. A pair of "60 Minutes" anchors are shown covering the protests in South Park, but they nervously praise Trump and insist they don't agree with the protesters, as if they are worried he will sue again. All seasons of 'South Park'have a new streaming home. Where can you watch? Eventually, Jesus arrives at the South Park protest and, speaking nervously with clenched teeth, reveals he came to the kids' school "because it was part of a lawsuit and the agreement with Paramount." "(Trump) can do whatever he wants now that someone backed down," Jesus continues, adding, "You guys saw what happened to CBS? Well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! You really want to end up like Colbert? ... Just shut up, or we're going to get canceled, you idiots!" The episode aired less than a week after thecancellation of Colbert's "Late Show,"which CBS said was for financial reasons. But critics accused the network, which Paramount owns, ofcanceling the show to appease Trumpamid a proposed merger with Skydance that requires Trump administration approval. Colbert is a vocal Trump critic and mocks him on almost every episode of "The Late Show." Colbert's cancellation:A ratings crisis or a political bribe? We investigate The season premiere ends with the people of South Park settling with Trump and agreeing to do pro-Trump messaging as part of their agreement. So the show cuts to a supposed pro-Trump public service announcement, in which Trump, in live-action, is shown crawling through a desert completely nude. With its surprisingly pointed critique of Paramount, the episode also aired on the same day that Paramount announced afive-year agreementwith Parker and Stone for 50 new episodes of "South Park." White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers slammed "South Park" in a statement provided to USA TODAY in response to the season premiere's Trump parody. "The Left's hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after 'South Park' for what they labeled as 'offense' content, but suddenly they are praising the show," Rogers said. "Just like the creators of 'South Park,' the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows." The White House's statement continued, "This show hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.President Trumphas delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country's history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump's hot streak." This story has been updated to include additional information. This article originally appeared on USA TODAY:'South Park' takes on Trump, Colbert cancellation, '60 Minutes' suit

'South Park' skewers Paramount over Colbert cancellation, mocks Donald Trump in premiere

'South Park' skewers Paramount over Colbert cancellation, mocks Donald Trump in premiere Trey Parker and Matt Stonearen't holdin...
Tanya Simon to Lead CBS News' '60 Minutes' as Executive ProducerNew Foto - Tanya Simon to Lead CBS News' '60 Minutes' as Executive Producer

CBS News named Tanya Simon the new executive producer of "60 Minutes," making her just the fourth executive to lead the program in its nearly 60 years on air and the first woman to do so. She takes the reins of the show at a tumultuous time, when the venerable newsmagazine has been put in the crosshairs of the Trump administration and the fortunes of corporate parent Paramount Global. Simon has been overseeing the program since its previous EP,Bill Owens, stepped down in April, citing interference in the show's editorial processes by Paramount. Wendy McMahon, the CBS executive who ran CBS News and its local stations, left a few weeks afterward, noting that she and the company had different views of how to run operations. More from Variety 'South Park' to Get 50 New Episodes as Trey Parker, Matt Stone Reach Five-Year Deal With Paramount; Entire Series to Stream on Paramount+ Skydance Promises FCC It Will Appoint CBS News Ombudsman to Review 'Complaints of Bias,' Says Paramount Has Eliminated DEI Trump Makes Unconfirmed Claim Skydance Will Give Him $20 Million in 'Advertising, PSAs or Similar Programming' After Paramount Merger Goes Through "It is a privilege to lead '60 Minutes' and its formidable team of journalists," Simon said in a prepared statement. "'60' is in a class of its own, upholding a legacy of extraordinary and thought-provoking journalism for more than half a century. I'm deeply committed to this level of excellence and I look forward to delivering an exciting season of signature '60' stories that cover a wide range of subjects for a broad audience and engage viewers with their world." She has been with CBS News since 1996, joining the news division as a researcher for "48 Hours." Her father, Bob Simon, was a "60 Minutes" correspondent who was respected for his knowledge of foreign affairs. The newsmagazine has been generating headlines of its own in recent months. Paramount earlier this monthagreed to pay $16 million to President Donald Trumpto end what has been viewed in many legal circles as a flimsy lawsuit tied to a pre-Election Day interview between Bill Whitaker, a "60 Minutes" correspondent, and former U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris. The decision has vexed supporters of the program and of journalism in general, who charge Paramount executives risk tarnishing a media brand that has long sought to hold power to account and to probe events with an independent lens. Paramount is in the midst of trying to push forward on a sale to Skydance Media, and Trump's lawsuit, and a separate probe by the Federal Communications Commission are seen as attempts to block that goal, or to squeeze payments out of the corporation in exchange for a path to the merger. People familiar with CBS News operations believe weeks of leaks about Paramount's legal machinations and of the "60 Minutes" staff's aversion to any kind of settlementhave served to undermine the show. "60 Minutes" continues to generate some of TV's highest ratings. Simon, before taking on an interim executive producer role in April following Owens' exit, was the show's executive editor for six seasons. Prior to that, she was a senior producer whose responsibilities included overseeing digital content and supervising production of "60 Minutes Sports," a monthly sports-focused edition of the program that ran on Showtime. She joined the staff in 2000, working with correspondent Ed Bradley on a variety of reports including the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, the Duke University lacrosse rape case and a rare interview with Bob Dylan. Simon went on to produce for nearly all the "60 Minutes" correspondents over the next decade, including Steve Kroft, Lesley Stahl, Scott Pelley, Anderson Cooper, and her father. "Tanya Simon understands what makes '60 Minutes' tick. She is an innovative leader, an exceptional producer and someone who knows how to inspire people," saidTom Cibrowski, recently named president and executive editor of CBS News, in a statement. "Tanya knows that the success of today's '60 Minutes' depends on delivering a weekly mix of the most informative, impactful and entertaining stories and investigative journalism from around the world. This is the true essence and foundation of '60 Minutes.'" Best of Variety New Movies Out Now in Theaters: What to See This Week 'Harry Potter' TV Show Cast Guide: Who's Who in Hogwarts? Final Emmy Predictions: Talk Series and Scripted Variety - New Blood Looks to Tackle Late Night Staples Sign up forVariety's Newsletter. For the latest news, follow us onFacebook,Twitter, andInstagram.

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Which team has the best chance to go from worst to first in NFL in 2025?New Foto - Which team has the best chance to go from worst to first in NFL in 2025?

A team going from worst to first in the division is nearly an annual occurrence in the NFL. With last-place teams getting advantages like favorable schedules and higher draft picks, there have been 25 teams since the 2002 realignment that followed up a last-place finish with a division title the following year. While no team pulled off the trick last season, it had happened least once in each of the previous four seasons. Perhaps no team is better positioned to do it this season thanthe San Francisco 49ers, who followed up a Super Bowl loss in the 2023 season with a 6-10 last-place finish in 2024. The Niners were done in by a string of injuries to key players and now head into the 2025 season with the weakest projected schedule thanks in part to three games against fellow last-place teams Chicago, the New York Giants and Cleveland. Here's a look at the contenders based on their odds to finish first from BetMGM Sportsbook: San Francisco 49ers BetMGM odds to win division: +165. Reason for optimism: The 49ers still have star power with players likeFred Warner,George Kittle, Nick Bosa,Christian McCaffreyandTrent Williamsand one of the top offensive coaches in the game in Kyle Shanahan. With the last-place schedule and a rotation that includes eight games against the weaker South divisions, the Niners are favored to win the NFC West. Reason for pessimism: San Francisco let several defensive starters leave in the offseason as part of a movement to get cheaper and younger. But if their rookie class can't step in and contribute immediately, the defense could have some holes even with the return ofcoordinator Robert Saleh. New England Patriots BetMGM odds to win division: +475. Reason for optimism:QB Drake Mayeshowed flashes as a rookie and should get a boost in Year 2 with a better coaching staff led byMike Vrabeland coordinator Josh McDaniels. Reason for pessimism: Maye still has very little support even after the offseason acquisitions of rookie lineman Will Campbell and veteran receiver Stefon Diggs. Chicago Bears BetMGM odds to win division: +550. Reason for optimism: The Bears brought in the most highly sought after coaching candidate whenBen Johnson was hiredafter a strong run as offensive coordinator in Detroit. They also upgraded the interior of the offensive line by acquiring Joe Thuney, Drew Dalman and Jonah Jackson in the offseason to help second-year QB Caleb Williams. Reason for pessimism: Chicago is in a division with three returning playoff teams and has one of the more difficult schedules in the NFL. If Williams' struggles as a rookie were more about holding onto the ball too long instead of the surrounding environment, the upgrades might not be enough. Tennessee Titans BetMGM odds to win division: +800. Reason for optimism: Last year's struggles delivered Tennessee the No. 1 overall pick.QB Cam Wardbrings his playmaking ability to Tennessee and should be helped by animproved offensive linefollowing the additions of Dan Moore and Kevin Zeitler and anticipated improvement from recent first-rounders JC Latham and Kevin Zeitler. Reason for pessimism: Ward doesn't have a strong group of pass catchers even after the signing of veteran Tyler Lockett and Tennessee hasn't done much to upgrade a defense that allowed 27.1 points per game last season. New Orleans Saints BetMGM odds to win division: +1,300. Reason for optimism: The offense could get a boost if first-round tackle Kelvin Banks can step in immediately and receivers Chris Olave and Rasheed Shaheed are healthy. Reason for pessimism: New Orleans hasuncertainty at quarterbackafterDerek Carr's retirementand is counting on either second-round rookie Tyler Shough or 2024 fifth-rounder Spencer Rattler to perform at a high enough level to compete. Las Vegas Raiders BetMGM odds to win division: +1,500. Reason for optimism: Perhaps no team upgraded at quarterback and head coach as much as the Raiders withPete Carrollreplacing Antonio Pierce at coach andGeno Smith coming in at quarterbackafter a platoon of Gardner Minshew and Aidan O'Connell. The offense under new coordinator Chip Kelly could be intriguing with record-setting second-year tight end Brock Bowers and rookie running back Ashton Jeanty. Reason for pessimism: Las Vegas is in a division that had three playoff teams last season, making it a difficult proposition to climb too high in the standings. There are major questions in the secondary that could prove fatal in a division with Patrick Mahomes, Justin Herbert and Bo Nix. New York Giants BetMGM odds to win division: +2,800. Reason for optimism: The Giants should have one of the top defensive lines with No. 3 overall pick Abdul Carter joining Dexter Lawrence, Brian Burns and Kayvon Thibodeaux. The return of left tackle Andrew Thomas after he missed 11 games last season should help boost the offense undernew quarterback Russell Wilson. Reason for pessimism: While Wilson may be an upgrade at quarterback, his play has fallen significantly since leaving Seattle following the 2021 season. New York traded up to draft Jaxson Dart in the first round but he might not be ready to take over as a rookie on a team that still has many holes on offense. Cleveland Browns BetMGM odds to win division: +3,000. Reason for optimism: The Browns feature one of the game's top defensive players in four-timeAll-Pro Myles Garrettafter he got a new contract last season and Kevin Stefanski has won AP Coach of the Year twice in five seasons with Cleveland. Reason for pessimism: Cleveland is still searching for a QB three years after trading for Deshaun Watson.Veteran Joe Flacco, Kenny Pickett and rookies Dillon Gabriel andShedeur Sandersare all in the mix but none provide immediate hope for success. ___ AP NFL:https://apnews.com/hub/nfl

Which team has the best chance to go from worst to first in NFL in 2025?

Which team has the best chance to go from worst to first in NFL in 2025? A team going from worst to first in the division is nearly an annua...
2026 NBA Finals contenders: Which teams elevated themselves this offseason?New Foto - 2026 NBA Finals contenders: Which teams elevated themselves this offseason?

Without question and rightfully so, theOklahoma City Thunderareheavy favorites to repeat as NBA championsin 2025-26. They return all their key players, including regular-season andFinals MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. However, there hasn't been a repeat NBA champion since Golden State in 2017 and 2018, and a team hasn't even played in back-to-back Finals since the Warriors in 2018 and 2019. The NBA has never been more wide open. Several teams in the West will push the Thunder. On paper, theHouston Rockets,Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers andDenver Nuggetsall improved in the offseason. And the East is for the taking. Consider that 2025 finalist Indiana is without Tyrese Haliburton (Achilles); 2024 champion Boston is without Jayson Tatum (Achilles), Jrue Holiday and Kristaps Porzingis (both traded); and 2023 finalist Miami is far from contention. Which teams made offseason moves that elevated themselves to contender status for the 2025-26 NBA season? This is as obvious a team as you'll find on this list. TheRockets added Kevin Durant, 3-and-D wing Dorian Finney-Smith, guard Josh Okogie and center Clint Capela, while re-signing center Steven Adams — who thrived in Houston's double-big lineup — and key contributorsFred VanVleetand Jabari Smith Jr. (rookie extension). All the while, Houston didn't lose much. With their size, length and athleticism at the wing, and with their ferocious defensive identity, the Rockets are built to stop a team like the Thunder. Now, with Durant's scoring, they have the offense to match, too. Since winning the title in 2023, the Nuggets failed to advance past the second round in 2024 and 2025, and the team is intent on trying to win another title while center Nikola Jokic is playing at an MVP level. With a new coach (David Adelman) and new front-office leadership (Ben Tenzer and Jonathan Wallace), the Nuggets made the moves that can put them back in the Finals (they lost in seven games to Oklahoma City in 2025).Denver traded for Cam Johnsonin a deal that sent Michael Porter Jr. to Brooklyn, brought back Bruce Brown, signed Tim Hardaway Jr., and acquired Jonas Valanciunas, giving the Nuggets depth and versatility to better compete with the Thunder and other top teams in the West. They were already a conference finals team, and — while they didn't necessarily add that much — their roster continuity should go a long way, particularly in a wide-open Eastern Conference. Getting veteran bench scorer Jordan Clarkson on the cheap should ease the scoring burden and help the team put up points during the non-Jalen Brunson minutes. But, more than anything,new coach Mike Brownshould have no reservations about relying on Clarkson and New York's bench, something Tom Thibodeau was hesitant to do. "Thirtysomething" was a popular TV drama in the late 1980s and early 1990s. It's also how Clippers front-office executives Lawrence Frank and Trent Redden believe the team can contend for a title – with thirtysomethings James Harden, 35; Kawhi Leonard, 34; Nic Batum, 36; Bradley Beal, 32; Kris Dunn 31; and Brook Lopez, 37, plus one fortysomething in Chris Paul. They also have John Collins, Ivica Zubac, Bogdan Bogdanovic, and Derrick Jones Jr. The Clippers are fast approaching a rebuild with the contracts of Leonard and Harden expiring after the 2026-27 season and trying to maximize these two seasons. The Pistons minimized the losses of Tim Hardaway Jr. and Dennis Schroder in the offseason by acquiring Duncan Robinson, signing Caris LeVert, re-signing Paul Reed and getting Jaden Ivey back in the rotation after an injury sidelined him for 52 games last season. The growth of Cade Cunningham, Jalen Duren, Ron Holland II, Ausar Thompson and veterans such as Tobias Harris could make the Pistons the breakout team in a wide-open East. The Pistons made a giant leap from 14 victories in 2023-24 to 44 victories in 2024-25 and should be moving into the 50-win territory in 2025-26. Again, in a wide-open East, the Magic might have done just enough to elevate into a contender. The big move was to find another shooter and scorerin Desmond Bane, who averaged 19.2 points per game for Memphis last season. Orlando's identity has been on defense, and Bane instantly takes the pressure off of Paolo Banchero and Franz Wagner. Getting Tyus Jones was another solid move, one that shores up the backup point guard slot. And No. 25 overall selection Jase Richardson could also provide a little scoring bump off the bench. This article originally appeared on USA TODAY:NBA Finals 2026: Which teams elevated themselves into contenders?

2026 NBA Finals contenders: Which teams elevated themselves this offseason?

2026 NBA Finals contenders: Which teams elevated themselves this offseason? Without question and rightfully so, theOklahoma City Thunderareh...
Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking DetailsNew Foto - Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking Details

Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking Detailsoriginally appeared onParade. Heavy metal legendOzzy Osbournepassed away on Tuesday, July 22 at 76, and now, details of hisfinal momentsare coming to light. Paramedics reportedly worked for hours to save the rock legend's life after responding to a medical emergency at his home. "We can confirm that our helicopter was dispatched to provide advanced critical care at an incident near Chalfont St Giles yesterday," a spokesperson for Thames Valley Air Ambulance allegedly told theDaily Mail. The emergency response began when a helicopter was reportedly dispatched to a field near theBlack Sabbathfrontman's estate around 10:30 a.m., according to the outlet. In a desperate race against time, medics attempted to save the singer's life for "two hours," but were ultimately unsuccessful in reviving the heavy metal icon. Locals told the outlet they grew concerned when they saw the aircraft overhead, fearing "something serious was happening." One resident shared to the outlet, "We immediately feared it may be for him, as he was known to be in fragile health." Although the official cause of death has not been confirmed, it is believed to be connected to his long-standing battle with Parkinson's disease. The "Prince of Darkness" revealed his stage 2 diagnosis during an interview withGood Morning Americain 2020. "It's been terribly challenging for us all," Ozzy said. "I got a numbness down this arm for the surgery; my legs keep going cold." "I don't know if that's the Parkinson's or what, you know, but that's — see, that's the problem. Because they cut nerves when they did the surgery. I'd never heard of nerve pain, and it's a weird feeling," he detailed. "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning," his wife,Sharon Osbourne, said in a statement, signed by his childrenAimee Osbourne,Kelly Osbourne,Jack OsbourneandLouis Osbourne. "He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time." Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking Detailsfirst appeared on Parade on Jul 24, 2025 This story was originally reported byParadeon Jul 24, 2025, where it first appeared.

Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking Details

Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking Details Ozzy Osbourne's Final Hours: Paramedics Reveal Heartbreaking De...
Sacha Baron Cohen is now shredded. Thank you Marvel!New Foto - Sacha Baron Cohen is now shredded. Thank you Marvel!

Sacha Baron Cohen's got a whole new vibe going on. The comedic actor behind Bruno has joined the Marvel universe through Disney+'sIronheartseries, playing the iconic baddie Mephisto—and he totally transformed himself for the role. The actor dropped his latestMen's Fitness UKcover on Instagram today, showing off his seriously jacked physique. The photoshoot features shirtless shots of Cohen working out, posing with gym equipment, and crushing some pull-ups. "This is not AI, I really am egotistical enough to do this," he joked on his Instagram story. "Some celebs use Ozempic, some use private chefs, others use personal trainers. I did all three." The actor continued the fun in his stories, writing that he's "hard launching my mid-life crisis" and "debuting my new character: middle aged man who replaced beer with protein shakes" alongside the shoot photos. He gave props to his trainerAlfonso Morettifor "doing the unthinkable—putting up with me for 25 mins a day." Moretti shared his own Instagram post, stating, "Sacha trusted my process and followed the plan exactly. Not only did he earn better health and fitness with incredible aesthetics…but also… The COVER of Men's Fitness!!!" "From Borat to Buff full article coming this Friday! For now, enjoy the pictures," Moretti added. "Tell me he doesn't look absolutely incredible!" Cohen appeared as Mephisto inIronheart's season finale on July 1. It marks just his second screen role since 2020'sBoratsequel. Have an opinion on what you just read? Sign up to be a part of the Socialite Life community in order to post a comment, bookmark your favorite articles, topics, and contributors. Sign Up Today Gwyneth Paltrow Told Friends That Brad Pitt "Has Terrible Taste in Women" [Celebitchy] Balenciaga's 2025 F/W Haute Couture Collection Is V. Shoulder-y [Go Fug Yourself] Hunter Biden Goes Off on George Clooney and Barack Obama's People [Pajiba] Laverne Cox Ignorantly Critiques Kamala Harris, Gushes Over Ex-Boyfriend Who Is MAGA [Boy Culutre] Tennis Tuesday: Andrea Vavassori [Kenneth in the 212]

Sacha Baron Cohen is now shredded. Thank you Marvel!

Sacha Baron Cohen is now shredded. Thank you Marvel! Sacha Baron Cohen's got a whole new vibe going on. The comedic actor behind Bruno h...

 

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